i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Success! We fucked roommates!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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