is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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