That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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