If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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