its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
