felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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