it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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