I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So apparently I’m into choking now
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