So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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