I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is Oprah even human
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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