The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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