i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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