Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He kissed a someone with a penis
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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