Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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