Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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