THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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