Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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