home. puking in laundry basket.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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