STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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