By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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