"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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