We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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