i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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