Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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