Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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