I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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