I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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