this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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