There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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