She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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