we have officially lost it.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have tasted many bathrooms
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