we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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