Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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