You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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