That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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