ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I enjoy the company of your penis
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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