I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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