? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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