that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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