3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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