you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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