; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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