i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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