People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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