we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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