Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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