Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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