is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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