Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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