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Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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