I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
