I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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