Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
id be glad to
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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