I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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