Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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