I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize