you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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